"The BELLE of the BALL"!!!!
"La BELLE de Le BALL"!!!!
"THIS BELLE IS RINGING"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"THIS BELLE IS RINGING"...
LAUGH OUT LOUD FOR THAT!!!
I THINK THAT IS HILARIOUS...
I'm copyrighting it...no a patent...no Library of Congress...SOMETHING!!!
I SENT THE
FOLLOWING POEM
TO MY FAVORITE
MAKE-UP GUY AT BLOOMIES!!!!
WHAT CAN I SAY?
HE IS THE BEST
AND ALWAYS MAKES ME
LOOK AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
SATURDAY AT BLOOMIE'S STORE,
I’LL BE AT YOUR DOOR.
I DON’T WANT TO BE A BORE,
BUT YOU SEE, THERE’S MORE.
AT MY VERY CORE,
IT’S MAKE-UP I ADORE.
THIS ISN’T EXACTLY ANY FOLKLORE,
AND I HOPE THERE ISN’T ACTUALLY ANY GORE!
WE COULD DO THIS & THAT, OR,
AT LEAST, NOTHING THAT MAKES ME SORE!
SO YOU SEE THERE’S NOTHING FOR,
BUT TO MAKE ME LOOK GOOD; EACH AND EVERY PORE.
WAIT FOR IT….WAIT FOR IT…
BY NOW, I’M ASSUMING…
YOU’RE COMPLETELY FLOORED!!
I GOT
SO INSPIRED BY HIM
THAT I EVEN
WROTE THIS OTHER POEM:
I HAVE A HEYDAY WITH WORDPLAY.
BUT THIS HAPPENS TO ME EVERYDAY.
CAN'T KEEP THE WORDS AT BAY,
NAY, THEY KEEP COMING MY WAY.
ALL I CAN SAY:
IT'D BE GREAT IF THIS WORDPLAY WOULD PAY.
ANYWAY, EVERYTHING IS GOOD - IT'S ALL OKAY,
WHATEVER HAPPENS...COME WHAT MAY.
HE MADE ME LOOK GREAT FOR THE
FUNDRAISER
I ATTENDED.
