"DANCING to 150,000 VIEWS" By award-winning ballerina Kira Seamon: January 2014

Thursday, January 23, 2014

BIRD BALLET'S SPOKESBIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIRD BALLET IS ON THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIRD BALLET

IS ON THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

SPREADING ITS WINGS

& SOARING TO NEW HEIGHTS,

BIRD BALLET

IS ON ITS WAY!!!!!!!

SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

"BELLE & WHISTLES"

OPERATION "FLOOR 'EM"

WAS A HUGE SUCCESS!

IT WAS FUNNY SEEING THE REACTION OF PEOPLE TO MY NEW MAKE-UP!!!

I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PRODUCE MANAGERS OF THE SUPERMARKET I GO TO, CHECK-OUT PERSON AT THE DRUGSTORE, ETC...

ALL REACTING TO MY "MATA-HARI" MAKEUP...OR IS IT "MATA-HAIRY"?

OF COURSE, I WAS ALSO WEARING MY TAHITIAN BLACK PEARL NECKLACE AS WELL AS QUITE A BIT OF OTHER BLING.

SO IT WAS DIFFERENT THEN MY EVERYDAY LOOK THAT THEY USUALLY SEE ME WITH.

SO YEAH, WITH THIS BELLE, THERE WERE SOME WHISTLES.

AND A FEW JAWS ON THE GROUND.

(FOR MORE BACKGROUND ON THIS PLEASE CHECK OUT THESE BLOGPOSTS):

http://kiraseamon.blogspot.com/2014/01/this-belle-is-ringing.html

http://kiraseamon.blogspot.com/2014/01/mata-hairy.html

JANUARY BLOGAPALOOZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOY, TALK ABOUT A JANUARY THAW!!!

MY BLOG ALWAYS GETS SOLID VIEW AMOUNTS BUT THIS MONTH'S POSTS HAVE BEEN HIGHER VIEWED THEN NORMAL!

JANUARY IS WEIGHING IN WITH THOUSANDS MORE THEN USUAL, AND IT ISN'T VAMPIRE STATS, EITHER!

PROVIDING ENTERTAINMENT AND HUMOR TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, MY BLOG AND I THANK YOU FOR VISITING!!!!

P.S. HERE IS SOME INTERESTING BACKGROUND INFO ON THE ORIGIN OF "APALOOZA" AS A SUFFIX...ALL INFO FROM WIKIPEDIA!

The word—sometimes alternatively spelled and pronounced as lollapalootza or lalapaloosa^[5]— or "lallapaloosa" dates from a late 19th-/early 20th-century American idiomatic phrase meaning "an extraordinary or unusual thing, person, or event; an exceptional example or instance."^[6] Its earliest known use was in 1896.^[7] In time the term also came to refer to a large lollipop.^[8]
The word has also caused a slang suffix to appear in event-planning circles as well as in news and opinion shows that is used synonymously with other suffixes like "a-go-go", "o-rama", etc. The suffix "(a)palooza" is often used to imply (often in hyperbolic language) that an entire event or crowd was made over that term, e.g.: "Parks"-apalooza, "Gaff"-apalooza, etc.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

"THIS BELLE IS RINGING"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The BELLE of the BALL"!!!!

"La BELLE de Le BALL"!!!!

"THIS BELLE IS RINGING"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"THIS BELLE IS RINGING"...

LAUGH OUT LOUD FOR THAT!!!

I THINK THAT IS HILARIOUS...

I'm copyrighting it...no a patent...no Library of Congress...SOMETHING!!!

I SENT THE

FOLLOWING POEM

TO MY FAVORITE

MAKE-UP GUY AT BLOOMIES!!!!

WHAT CAN I SAY?

HE IS THE BEST

AND ALWAYS MAKES ME

LOOK AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

SATURDAY AT BLOOMIE'S STORE,

I’LL BE AT YOUR DOOR.

I DON’T WANT TO BE A BORE,

BUT YOU SEE, THERE’S MORE.

AT MY VERY CORE,

IT’S MAKE-UP I ADORE.

THIS ISN’T EXACTLY ANY FOLKLORE,

AND I HOPE THERE ISN’T ACTUALLY ANY GORE!

WE COULD DO THIS & THAT, OR,

AT LEAST, NOTHING THAT MAKES ME SORE!

SO YOU SEE THERE’S NOTHING FOR,

BUT TO MAKE ME LOOK GOOD; EACH AND EVERY PORE.

WAIT FOR IT….WAIT FOR IT…

BY NOW, I’M ASSUMING…

YOU’RE COMPLETELY FLOORED!!

I GOT

SO INSPIRED BY HIM

THAT I EVEN

WROTE THIS OTHER POEM:

I HAVE A HEYDAY WITH WORDPLAY.

BUT THIS HAPPENS TO ME EVERYDAY.

CAN'T KEEP THE WORDS AT BAY,

NAY, THEY KEEP COMING MY WAY.

ALL I CAN SAY:

IT'D BE GREAT IF THIS WORDPLAY WOULD PAY.

ANYWAY, EVERYTHING IS GOOD - IT'S ALL OKAY,

WHATEVER HAPPENS...COME WHAT MAY.

HE MADE ME LOOK GREAT FOR THE

FUNDRAISER

I ATTENDED.

MATA - HAIRY??????

Ok, you heard of "Super Spy" Mata Hari?...maybe with Greta Garbo?...

Well, I'm sure you agree, I'm Mata-HAIRY!

What can I say? Had fun running around in the snow taking photos for my concert. Can't use umbrella while taking photos so hair got totally wet.

When my hair gets wet and air dries - forget about it!

Frizz and Volume x 100!!!!

(Note photo with hair pinned up for shower, because even a Super Spy needs to take a shower.)