Sunday, January 19, 2014

"THIS BELLE IS RINGING"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"The BELLE of the BALL"!!!!
"La BELLE de Le BALL"!!!!

"THIS BELLE IS RINGING"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







"THIS BELLE IS RINGING"...
LAUGH OUT LOUD FOR THAT!!!
I THINK THAT IS HILARIOUS...
I'm copyrighting it...no a patent...no Library of Congress...SOMETHING!!!


I SENT THE
FOLLOWING POEM 
TO MY FAVORITE 
MAKE-UP GUY AT BLOOMIES!!!! 
WHAT CAN I SAY? 
HE IS THE BEST 
AND ALWAYS MAKES ME 
LOOK AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!


SATURDAY AT BLOOMIE'S STORE, 
 I’LL BE AT YOUR DOOR.

I DON’T WANT TO BE A BORE, 
BUT YOU SEE, THERE’S MORE.

AT MY VERY CORE, 
IT’S MAKE-UP I ADORE.

THIS ISN’T EXACTLY ANY FOLKLORE, 
AND I HOPE THERE ISN’T ACTUALLY ANY GORE!

WE COULD DO THIS & THAT, OR, 
AT LEAST, NOTHING THAT MAKES ME SORE!

SO YOU SEE THERE’S NOTHING FOR, 
BUT TO MAKE ME LOOK GOOD; EACH AND EVERY PORE.

WAIT FOR IT….WAIT FOR IT… 
BY NOW, I’M ASSUMING…

 YOU’RE COMPLETELY FLOORED!!



I GOT 
SO INSPIRED BY HIM 
THAT I EVEN 
WROTE THIS OTHER POEM:
 
   I HAVE A HEYDAY WITH WORDPLAY.

BUT THIS HAPPENS TO ME EVERYDAY.

CAN'T KEEP THE WORDS AT BAY,

NAY, THEY KEEP COMING MY WAY.

ALL I CAN SAY:

IT'D BE GREAT IF THIS WORDPLAY WOULD PAY.

ANYWAY, EVERYTHING IS GOOD - IT'S ALL OKAY,

WHATEVER HAPPENS...COME WHAT MAY.
HE MADE ME LOOK GREAT FOR THE
 FUNDRAISER 
I ATTENDED.